The World is Binary
The New Testament said so -
But let your communication be Yea, yea; nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.
– Matthew 5:37
Now, scientific research proved it -
Admissions to the emergency department at Laussanne University Hospital over an 18-month period from pool cue related mishaps and the like were much more frequent amongst less committed schnapps bingers. The pattern was the same for both men and women.
This was a thorough research, apparently. One just can’t ignore the fact that they’ve considered the other side to the argument too -
A further finding of the study, published in the journal Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research, and to be filed under Bleedin’ Obvious, was that people who never drank were many times less likely to wind up in casualty.
There you have it, either go all the way or don’t do it at all. The world is binary I tell you.
Humour 